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A little health tip for your birthday... Frank & Funny | Happy Birthday
A little health tip for your birthday...
Inside: I heard a banana a day is a good way to help keep your colon clean. Turns out you're supposed to eat them.
$2.95 | #4721
Advice to live by now that you're older: Frank & Funny | Happy Birthday
Advice to live by now that you're older:
Inside: Pee. (Happy birthday.)
$2.95 | #5050
After 18 tedious years... Frank & Funny | Graduation
After 18 tedious years...
Inside: Now you can go to work for the next 50 continuous years… With no summer vacations… Yay, education.
$2.95 | #5132
After extensive research... Frank & Funny | Friendship
After extensive research...
Inside: Scientists have concluded that you're probably right about everything.
$2.95 | #4752
Are you igneous, metamorphic, or sedimentary? Frank & Funny | Thank You
Are you igneous, metamorphic, or sedimentary?
INSIDE: All I know is you rock!
$2.95 | #6337
As you get older... Frank & Funny | Happy Birthday
As you get older...
Inside: That’s just your body making room for dessert. Happy birthday.
$2.95 | #5136
Bappy hirthday! Frank & Funny | Happy Birthday
Bappy hirthday!
Inside: Drink until it looks right.
$2.95 | #5775
Congrats, you made a person! Frank & Funny | New Baby
Congrats, you made a person!
Inside: I can’t even make lasagna.
$2.95 | #5776
Congratulations! You did it! Frank & Funny | Congratulations
Congratulations! You did it!
Inside: (You did do it, right?)
$2.95 | #5777
Do car wash companies make you feel bad... Frank & Funny | Just for Laughs
Do car wash companies make you feel bad...
INSIDE: No, they don't. That's right, dental hygienist lady. They don’t.
$2.95 | #6338
Dogs have 95% fewer germs in their mouths than people do. Frank & Funny | Just For Laughs
Dogs have 95% fewer germs in their mouths than people do.
Inside: But all the ones they do have are from their butt.
$2.95 | #5778
Ever notice that "thank you" is very close to "spank you?" Frank & Funny | Thank You
Ever notice that "thank you" is very close to "spank you?"
Inside: I'll never be able to spank you enough.
$2.95 | #5337
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