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I could not support a war for oil. Frank & Funny | Just For Laughs
I could not support a war for oil.
Inside: I could, however, support a war for really good vinegar.
$2.95 | #6841
Did you ever notice everyone is always barefoot on the covers of self-help books? Frank & Funny | Just For Laughs
Did you ever notice everyone is always barefoot on the covers of self-help books?
Inside: Maybe shoes are holding us back.
$2.95 | #6838
Thank you. Frank & Funny | Thank You
Thank you.
Inside: You cover more rear ends than Fruit of the Loom.
$2.95 | #6849
To cheer you up, I was going to send you a stripper. Frank & Funny | Get Well
To cheer you up, I was going to send you a stripper.
Inside: But instead I just rubbed my butt on this card. Way cheaper. (I’m here for you!)
$2.95 | #6850
45s, albums, MP3s, 8-tracks, cassettes, CDs, streaming... Frank & Funny | Happy Birthday
45s, albums, MP3s, 8-tracks, cassettes, CDs, streaming...
Inside: Then you know what real music is and therefore will be allowed to DJ your own party. Happy birthday!

$2.95 | #6548
A little health tip for your birthday... Frank & Funny | Happy Birthday
A little health tip for your birthday...
Inside: I heard a banana a day is a good way to help keep your colon clean. Turns out you're supposed to eat them.
$2.95 | #4721
Advice to live by now that you're older: Frank & Funny | Happy Birthday
Advice to live by now that you're older:
Inside: Pee. (Happy birthday.)
$2.95 | #5050
After 18 tedious years... Frank & Funny | Graduation
After 18 tedious years...
Inside: Now you can go to work for the next 50 continuous years… With no summer vacations… Yay, education.
$2.95 | #5132
Are you igneous, metamorphic, or sedimentary? Frank & Funny | Thank You
Are you igneous, metamorphic, or sedimentary?
INSIDE: All I know is you rock!
$2.95 | #6337
As you get older... Frank & Funny | Happy Birthday
As you get older...
Inside: That’s just your body making room for dessert. Happy birthday.
$2.95 | #5136
Bappy hirthday! Frank & Funny | Happy Birthday
Bappy hirthday!
Inside: Drink until it looks right.
$2.95 | #5775
Congrats, you made a person! Frank & Funny | New Baby
Congrats, you made a person!
Inside: I can’t even make lasagna.
$2.95 | #5776
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