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I eat bacon every day. Frank & Funny | Just for Laughs
I eat bacon every day.
Inside: It's delicious. And it helps keep my mind off these weird chest pains I keep having.
$2.95 | #5056
I feel like if the Zombie Apocalypse happened... Frank & Funny | Thank You
I feel like if the Zombie Apocalypse happened...
Inside: Thanks.
$2.95 | #5143
I got you a cake for your birthday. It's gluten-free, dairy-free, nut-free, sugar-free, vegan, cruel Frank & Funny | Happy Birthday
I got you a cake for your birthday. It's gluten-free, dairy-free, nut-free, sugar-free, vegan, cruel
Inside: Ok, I'm not sure that there is any actual cake in it, but it is cake shaped.
$2.95 | #5342
I got you a pet spider for your birthday. It's very small, poisonous, and is somewhere in the envelope. Frank & Funny | Happy Birthday
I got you a pet spider for your birthday. It's very small, poisonous, and is somewhere in the envelope.
Inside: His name is Bobo.
$2.95 | #5782
I know this might not be as gratifying as a “like” on Facebook... Frank & Funny | Congratulations
I know this might not be as gratifying as a “like” on Facebook...
Inside: But congratulations anyway!
$2.95 | #6209
I look forward to your birthday every year. Frank & Funny | Happy Birthday
I look forward to your birthday every year.
Inside: Almost as much as pumpkin spice lattes.
$2.95 | #6214
I love birthdays. Frank & Funny | Happy Birthday
I love birthdays.
Inside: The colonoscopies, the EKG's, the bone density tests. Enjoy the festivities!
$2.95 | #5057
I put a powdered wig on my cat. Frank & Funny | Just For Laughs
I put a powdered wig on my cat.
Inside: It was revolutionary.
$2.95 | #6210
I read that satori... Frank & Funny | Happy Birthday
I read that satori...
Inside: All this time you thought you were having "senior moments." It turns out you're a Zen master! Happy birthday!
$2.95 | #4722
I tried meditation. Frank & Funny | Just for Laughs
I tried meditation.
Inside: I think I was doing it wrong. My meditation was, "Ohhhhmmmm my God, I've got so much to do I can't believe I am sitting here wasting time...
$2.95 | #4740
I won a bet because I said you would graduate. Frank & Funny | Graduation
I won a bet because I said you would graduate.
Inside: Your parents owe me $50.
$2.95 | #5134
I wrote a song for your birthday. It goes like this... Frank & Funny | Happy Birthday
I wrote a song for your birthday. It goes like this...
INSIDE: Okay, maybe a card wasn't the best medium for this.
$2.95 | #6342
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