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Frank & Funny | Encouragement

When life hands you lemons, squirt them into life’s eyes! Steal life’s wallet and assume its identity! Now you are life! You hold sway over all creation and enemies tremble at your feet.

Inside: ...or, you know, make lemonade.

Written by Craig Fay

Item #7268

$2.95 | Quantity
Frank & Funny is a groundbreaking line of humorous cards written by road-tested, professional stand-up comedians. Some are witty, some are irreverent, and some really take the gloves off. With such a wide range to choose from, you’re bound to find a card that’s perfect for every occasion. Laughter is inspiring!


  • 4.25”W x 5.38”H
  • Kraft paper envelope
  • Printed in the good ol’ USA with soy inks on FSC®-certified, 100% post-consumer recycled paper
  • Did you know? You will receive FREE domestic ground shipping on all orders of $50 or more!

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